self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?
Why don’t poor people just buy more money?
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
how I leave uncomfortable situations
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
let’s reblog this till ellen sees this and puts it on her fucking show
"The only thing I can't control is the spin in the press. And so if I know I can't control that, I have to let it go. In some ways, though, you can control it. I really didn't like the whole serial-dater thing. I thought it was a really sexist angle on my life. And so I just stopped dating people, because it meant a lot to me to set the record straight--that I do not need some guy around in order to get inspiration, in order to make a great record, in order to live my life, in order to feel okay about myself. And I wanted to show my fans the same thing."
THE LYRICS SO ON POINT
TAYLOR FUCKSING SWIFT
TOOK HER HEART
PUT IN IN A DRAWER AND FUCDKDFUGH SAID
FUCK YOU IM IN NEW YORK ISTS MY TIME
TAYLOR THE LIGHTS NEVER BLIND YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS WEARING THOSE RAY BANS
Wednesday: 2 years of RED
Friday: 8 years of TAYLOR SWIFT
Saturday: 4 years of SPEAK NOW
Monday: release of 1989
Monday: my funeral
THE BRIDGE THOUGH
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
THIS ALBUM IS GOING TO ACTUALLY KILL ME. YOU MAY THINK IM JOKING BUT IM NOT. ACTUAL CHEST PAINS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.